Wednesday, July 23, 2014

No Tea No Shade

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God, being sick fucking sucks.  I am finally all better though! It just dragged on and on and I didn't really have the energy to do much of anything, but I finally got my groove back.

Its been so nice out lately and I've been stuck inside so I decided to enjoy the weather.....

From the shade of course; because I don't do tans

which currently i am a little tan because I went to the beach the day after fourth of July and got a little bit of sun.  I tried to avoid it but it was inevitable.  I swear the minute we get there… everyone starts laying out their towels and playing frisbee…. regular beach protocol you might say.


I made a B line right for the umbrella guy, a little bit of flirting revealed it was "half off" all of a sudden which was awesome so I bought the big bungalow style umbrella and 2 chairs.  Let me tell you, I was posted up under that thing pretty much the whole time.  

I was coaxed into the water a time or two, where the sun was able to penetrate my caramel skin … ugh oh well

The thing about it is, I've pretty much always hated tanning.  I just don't like it.  Its not fun, it makes your skin spotty and leathery and don't even get me started on tan lines.  I absolutely hate tan lines…with a passion.  They are just so ugly and tacky and ew gross.  I know some guys like them, and I know white girls love them but I don't give a fuck about anyone but me and I don't like them sooooo you can catch me in the shade.

There is nothing beautiful about a pale boob and brown leathery chest… I can see the blood flowing through your veins girl… its not cute. I could go on and on about how much I hate tanning but I digress.

Now that I am finally feeling better and I am done with my summer class, I am obviously going to try to have a bunch of fun before next semester and my internship start. I also have some really cool ideas I want to try out, so keep your eyes peeled.

I always have a million things I want to do and then get caught up watching youtube and eating watermelon on the couch and I can only seem to get through half of my list, but I'm going to try a little harder to get things done.

Im going to a bbq later which I'm pretty excited about …. wine and sausage.

ugh just the thought alone is getting me excited.  Ill be doing a post on the outfit I'm wearing.  Im going for a red white and blue look, bbq and America are synonymous so it just seems like the right way to go.  Unless I put it on and hate it, which happens more than you would think, then I guess ill be wearing something else. 

and I'm off

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